ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

I mean is it really just a grudge or do you simply have good reason not to trust or like her? Time alone doesn’t make a person less snaky

They say everyone including nazis deserve to have their ideas responded to rationally, but as soon as you actually start responding rationally to nazi ideas they get all “nooo put down the machete”

“Meet me in the middle” says the unfair man. You take a step forward, he takes a step back

“Meet me in the middle” says the unfair man.

The unconscious urge to post up in a bouncer position when I’m just waiting for someone in any casual situation. I can’t imagine it makes me look like a chill person

hahaha what the fuck he’s literally

Based on everything I have seen, he does not have either of those things.

I’ve never heard obesity called an epidemic

guess you’ve lived under a fuckin rock then

People die all the time

Okay so go stick your head in a gator’s mouth then, I hear you can develop a natural immunity to that

Damn you’re right, I guess roughly 19 million people aren’t dead as fuck after all

Hell yeah buddy you’re 12

“Nuh uh”

Hey if you wanna permanently cripple your circulatory system beyond the ability to climb a flight of stairs or maintain an erection just to stick it to the germ theory of medicine, who am I to stand in the way of your self destructive urge? Hell, try typhoid next. I believe in you.

“Clearly there’s only one solution to this, we gotta get more racist”

My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money.

Does a bear end the national survey about shitting in the woods?

“In many cases, to avoid conflict is to prolong suffering”

-Ture

real democracies

Those glorious democracies where money is king, teeth are a luxury and it’s illegal to be against Palestinian genocide

and I hold countries like Russia and North Korea in even lower regard than America.

So you don’t like america but you hate it’s designated state enemies more? Damn, how enlightened of you. Truly a worldview beyond reproach or control.

Yes

They lost them in the swamp

As a ritual performance before they ignore you anyway