You super don’t need a whole other toilet lol. LUXE makes some affordable attachments I’ve had good luck with. But of course, there are multiple types and a dozen price points so you’ll have to do some googling to find what sounds good to you and what works for your bathroom.

“[Solution] shouldn’t exist because we should just have a perfect world instead.”

Thinking children’s lives are worth anything outside of the womb, obviously

Vegetable slavery

“Guy leaves.”

What a bunch of bəlɑɡnə