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He who smelt it didn’t name it.


If I were surrounded by friends, chances are we’d all be on our phones surrounded by strangers.


Failing to plan is like planning to fail.


Absolutely so you should have plenty of sodas and salty snacks available before you begin.


Imagine how different our doors would be if we were two feet tall and six feet wide. Try not to imagine twerking.


Thanks a big bunch. (sarcastic)


So how’s the job going?
I can’t complain.


But you’ll be hungry again in half an hour.


Maybe he was flying while the others just sat there.


I’m not sure this is the right place to keep priceless art.


Smart to put the Butt label on the brown half.


Reddit was ruined for me a couple of years ago and AI wasn’t involved. I no longer interact there but I do still read Reddit occasionally. Personally I find it difficult to wade through hundreds of one-liners without forgetting what the post was about.
You mean it doesn’t depend on how much groovin’ is on the record?