Sabata

Don’t forget the cringy cult like fanbase.

He can’t read the paperwork.

+5 Freedom Points™ have been issued to your account.

They will just have to start preordering the ribbons.

I would literally chose a inanimate bucket of rocks at this point. It would do a much better job and is incapable of rape, murder, fraud, insurrection, illegal wars, and can not be bribed.

2 fans to the back of the head.

If I see an ad get though my layers of blockers, I see it as an embarrassment. Usually just means I got to refresh ublock.

Those ghouls can feel and regret? I thought they were in it for the love of the boot, funny mustaches, and a voyeurism kink.

Get a big insulated metal jug 1 liter or more, keep it in arms reach when sitting around or wherever convenient for where you spend time. Get a second one for work. Make it a goal to empty it at least once, preferably twice a day. Can’t stay hydrated when the water is in a different room. Water next to the bed beacuse that shit hits different at 3am.

Store any liquor, pop, beer, etc in an inconvenient location so the water is always the lazy and low effort option. No mini-fridge at the gaming setup. Your taste will adjust over a few weeks.

Wow, they finally got Teams to work in Edge?

That didn’t work? Did you reinstall yet?

The supreme court that will do anything for a bribe and has already pissed on the constitution?

The webpage can shoot fireworks and confetti to help deliver the news.

glad they don’t know what nukes are

I have an idea…

A community built on lying to the gullible and anxious can never last long.

There is multiple thousand year+ lineages of morons worshiping gods that they are willing to die for. Its a pretty solid system of control.

I’ve met plenty of humans. My expectations are pretty low. Good chance I won’t even be burdened with sentients.

They became an alien on another planet trillions of lightyears away.

That sounds like an improvement.

Lots of pictures of anime girls…

I don’t think we will see a single one in a courtroom. We don’t arrest the rich and powerful.

There’s some anime titties but not enough to go around.