The multi-dimensional levels of irony are staggering.

You deserve a downvote for praying to god that my house burns down. You’re gross.

This seems kinda pretty not okay

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I don’t trust anybody who gets elected mayor of a small to medium-sized city in Indiana and immediately says, “well I’m ready to be President of the United States now”. It’s abnormally grandiose.

That’s not true. It was the British, and it happened once in 1814. And it didn’t “burn down.”

From the Wall Street Journal yesterday:

Idk, he’s ruthless and dogged. That’s what we’re going to need to win again. He’s not a nice guy, but party chair doesn’t need to be. He only needs to be effective. Could be good.

That’s the face of a man who’s obviously telling the truth

It’s partially true though. Money buys better tech which accelerates earnings. Capitalists using technology have created inequality.

And maybe Merrick Garland can take a job as a crossing guard in Antarctica.

Merrick Garland is a flaccid penis.

It’s the saddest irony

You’ll need to utilize some higher dimensions

What a shitty website

I don’t listen to Comey unless it’s an apology.

It rhymes with fannon codder.

Certainly not Prescott Bush!

The haunted hemorrhoid strikes again.

Rational people understand it’s an emergency, and we need to have the biggest tent with the most people in it.