Changing brake pads. You do it for $50, they do it for $500

Being able to use “I’m 60” to complain about everything and use it as an excuse to get out of things I don’t want to do

Check out Drive By Truckers

The original or the remake?

The smell of skunk reminds me of summer no matter when I smell it

I get $2,177 a month at 62, $2,681 at 65 (Medicare age), and $3,836 at 70. I also have a pension, and a 401K. There is an incentive to work longer, but I don’t need to. Most of the people I work with retire around 65.

There is an early option for less money.

I drink a bottle of whiskey every weekend

Yes

The urge to conquer-war

Those seem to throw off the baggers. They’re set up to use plastic bags and the fabric bags break up their routine.

Bring a cardboard box to the grocery store. Checkout is fast and the checkers/baggers love it

An online euchre platform that can actually deal random cards

I used to be in a large group centered around the jam band scene. Most of those have moved on though.

Take a seat at a bar. It won’t take 5 minutes

A few people have told me I have beady eyes and it cut deep

Cocaine and hookers is the new religion

A virus has rendered the population of the earth sterile. No new births. Extinction of the human race is inevitable. How would that play out? Absolute lawlessness? No more wars?

Cottage Cheese. Prairie Farms is my go to

Currently Jimmy Herring with Oz Noy

https://youtu.be/uk7zouB_m5I?si=9rUdLG6sNoEc2bXE