@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org anyone?

To paraphrase OP’s body text, if I did a shitty job I wouldn’t be receiving $1.9M checks in the mail.

Golden parachute successfully deployed.

A fine fellow I met at an open day at a university asked me for my LINKEDIN. I told him that I didn’t use it, and then he asked me for my Instagram. Somehow, my Dad was almost as astounded as him that I had neither. You can probably guess which social media I only really use nowadays.

I’d rather say that it’s a matter of exponentially increasing funding and computing power.

Half Life. While I am too young to have played it when it released, it still was an astounding game for its time.

The dickhead you’re looking for is now called Satya Nadella.

Three piles of crap congregating in a toilet bowl. What else is there to say?

Omori

I considered it, but I don’t think that future me would care much to go out of their way to inform an internet stranger that their prediction from a year ago was correct.

Objectively the most rational reason to be there. It’s named X, after all.

It’s hard to feel any emotions while severing such impersonal relationships. I would advise you to do it whenever you feel like it’s the correct thing to do. Go where the users shine, the memes flow and the owners aren’t dipshit billionaires who mine your data, restrict the free internet and pollute your online experiences with conspiratorial nazi bullshit. Be a digital nomad.

This makes me want to invoke the remind me bot, but I don’t think we have one on Lemmy. I wager that we’ll see this exact statememt from fridge-chest when the US gets hit with the next wave of 'rona.

Of all the things for a school to ban, why wallet chains?

Good luck to them on ever enforcing that without even more mass surveillance

I should extend that program and call it scrotum

Prepare to become famous after Google’s LLM quotes you in a few years.

nanana eeice oeee !

shneyae oootsya addyaess ?

Nonexistent! Here’s to hoping that there’ll be more approachable queer people in university!

That’s definitely it! Thanks for clarifying!