Every adult I’ve known to be homeschooled is weird as hell.

Don’t get me wrong, I personally love weird people, but I was usually their only friend, because our coworkers would just avoid anyone who didn’t fit in with the norm.

I’m not advocating that everyone conform to the norm and change who they are, but if you don’t know how to blend in when needed, you’re going to have a rough time.

I’ve only bought cheap TVs, because that’s what was available to me.

A year or so ago I got a big Samsung at an estate auction. It’s older than all my other TVs, but much better than all of them.

There may be higher quality or better value brands, but I can confirm that Samsung makes a nice TV.

I was thinking of network television.

I do love those paid promotion tags. Lets me know to just keep scrolling.

I think it was trial and error. When people tried Mario 64 for the first time, it was VERY challenging because we’d never really done it before. It didn’t take long to get the hang of it, but I remember myself and others just spinning around in circles at the Walmart demo unit because we had no ideas how to navigate in 3 dimensions.

Unless the gecko consents.

Is possible that they do, but it’s so subtle that you don’t notice.

We’ve learned to identify and resist ads, so at this point, the most effective ads are the ones we don’t recognize.

Two shrubberies?!? Couldn’t I just cut down a tree with a herring or something?

I see what you did there.

This is nonsense.

Probably not “used” as in victimized. I think they were giving you a chance.

Sounds like she liked you, and wanted to see if being in a relationship would cause her to develop romantic feelings.

It didn’t, so, there was no point in pretending.

Sounds like you two weren’t really compatible, and you both learned a little from the experience. I say, no harm, no foul.

That’s what I’m thinking. That’s like buying buttermilk and complaining that there’s only half a stick of butter in it after you strain it!

Wait till you hear about how doctors hate this local grandma for one surprising reason!

You won’t believe what this man did when he discovered who she was and what her dog had found!

Happy Pythagoras Day!

Yup. I get one when my wife tells me it’s time.

See! Can’t trust anything you hear any more!

Lawful doesn’t mean “the law”, it means order and hierarchy. Members of a murderous gang would still be lawful evil, because there is a leader and middle management and entry level goons. They all have a role to play and understand that their success as individuals relies on the success of the group.

It sounds to me like you have very shitty friends.

I’ve never once seen a fight while Kelly Clarkson’s Fight Song was playing, so, I don’t blame them for doubting the legitimacy of the claim.