This is the way…except for that last part. Someone got my touring bike. I know their life probably sucks already if they’re that desperate, but a small part of me still kind of hopes they step barefoot on a Lego brick, like right in the heel, every single day until they turn away from their life of crime.
194k miles, but I got nothing on this guy with 3,260,257 miles:
https://www.jalopnik.com/2094783/highest-mileage-car-ever-volvo-p1800/
My current car is under 15k. I got it new in 2020 because I thought I would have to commute forever. Fate smiled on me and now I walk or take public transportation most places. It’s weird having something that’s been essential my whole life become more of a cost than a benefit. It would have bene way cheaper to use a mixture of rental cars and ride shares if I could have seen the future. As it is, it’s paid off, fuel efficient, and cheap to maintain. I’ll keep it, but it’s probably my last car.
She’s kinda all over the place:
And helmets, level IV body armor, radios, solar panels, electric vehicles, food, medicine, water purification devices, 1,000s of Fediverse volunteers and a passionately-worded letter of appreciation demonstrating that history will recognize the struggle for human rights.
That is a far less fun concept than the name led me to believe.
"The ability of free and democratic societies to prevail requires something more than moral appeal,”
Then they go on to list a bunch of anti-democratic suggestions. They also defend billionaires while criticizing “elites.” It’s less disinformation and more incoherent ramblings of wealthy, one-trick ponies trapped in an echo chamber of yes men.
Thank you. I think that’s why I could only get a few lines
Maybe it’s a sample size issue. They were a less common in the 2000s. Also Iran is a lot bigger, more populous, and technologically advanced than Iraq was at that time.
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When most psych ward residents
More than the president
Seem to be the ones sane
Or when libertarians
And other vulgarians
all have much more a brain…
This is turning into an Animaniacs song.
Weird how the number of random crashes go up in war zone.
That’s a funny joke, but also very accurate. Once a felony is on the table, all related deaths are on the suspect(s). It has a very long case history. People actually get additional charges for the fact that cops shot someone else while pursuing them for a felony crime.
I don’t know. Since we put ours on an alter and started placing burnt offerings of RAM before it, uptime has gotten a lot better.
Oh, no, not quite. That was severe understatement on my part. In most English-speaking countries, when a person embodies the pejoratives you’ve listed, we refer to them as a “trump.”
Quite. I’m not one much predisposed to negative talk, but I really must say that this Trump fellow may be a bit of a cad.
They had experience in primary school. This next round is going to be fully illiterate.
First of all, that’s the most patriotic thing I’ve heard in recent memory.
Secondly, you should probably get that checked out.
In other news, police say an individual is now in stable condition in the hospital after being struck by a lead projectile roughly 9mm in diameter. Witnesses report seeing another nearby individual holding a metal, L-shaped device at arms length in the general direction of the projectile recipient. Detectives suspect that the device bearer may have used an index finger to pull a lever, causing an internal pin to strike a brass-encompassed chemical charge behind and seated with the lead projectile. At this point, the expanding gases from the charge are believed to have displaced the projectile along a grooved cylindrical channel running through the longer axis of the device, possibly propelling the projectile at over one thousand feet per second along a ballistic trajectory.