Thank you. I think that’s why I could only get a few lines

Maybe it’s a sample size issue. They were a less common in the 2000s. Also Iran is a lot bigger, more populous, and technologically advanced than Iraq was at that time.

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When most psych ward residents

More than the president

Seem to be the ones sane

Or when libertarians

And other vulgarians

all have much more a brain…

This is turning into an Animaniacs song.

Weird how the number of random crashes go up in war zone.

1890s or 1790s?

That’s a funny joke, but also very accurate. Once a felony is on the table, all related deaths are on the suspect(s). It has a very long case history. People actually get additional charges for the fact that cops shot someone else while pursuing them for a felony crime.

I don’t know. Since we put ours on an alter and started placing burnt offerings of RAM before it, uptime has gotten a lot better.

Oh, no, not quite. That was severe understatement on my part. In most English-speaking countries, when a person embodies the pejoratives you’ve listed, we refer to them as a “trump.”

Quite. I’m not one much predisposed to negative talk, but I really must say that this Trump fellow may be a bit of a cad.

They had experience in primary school. This next round is going to be fully illiterate.

First of all, that’s the most patriotic thing I’ve heard in recent memory.

Secondly, you should probably get that checked out.

This is why presidents shouldn’t be able to start wars.

Hold that thought and go see an ophthalmologist before you act on it.

I think you owe shit an apology.

The guy hiding in a military base from criticism written in sidewalk chalk does not care about polls.

Congress is mostly fine with this. They took a vote.

Gimme a P!

This but unironically. US Military leadership has been pretty open about the war on terror actually being a war on Islam. I don’t actually think it’s that simple, but I’m sure at least a few high ranking officers sincerely believe that.

If there are antichrists, these people are it. Jesus was violent twice at most and with zero fatalities. Even then, it was to drive out the profiteers who were desecrating the temple by using the idea of God to exploit poor people.

If they get their wish for the return of a Rambo Jesus, they’re gonna be pretty shocked when he starts cleaning house in the mega churches, as the Bible claims he did in the temple.