I clicked the “random” button on world of Warcraft character creation screen for a while

I was there for self harm

nah. not good to store it in such a warm place

I had a razor blade hidden in my phone case. I told them about this during intake when I realized they would probably give it back to me at some point.

They thanked me for telling them, and then said something to themselves about how they should check every phone

Intake procedure at a psych ward. They look inside your phone case before giving it too you for your visiting time, or whatever

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That costs money. I have to buy the right to hunt on public land or I go to prison for poaching

If I choose not to I die. I can buy the food from someone who already has it, I can buy the right to make my own food, or I can choose to starve to death

I can only do so on land that I purchased. Or on someone else’s land I purchased the right to do so on

You can choose what, when, how much, and from whom, but you are still are still forced to do so. Choosing which person puts me at gunpoint doesn’t make it voluntary

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Are extra dimensional aliens really the simplest explanation for “Drunk man is burned, and finds radioactive stuff in the woods”?