yup their feelings dont care about the facts

There was this kid my friends referred to as “top hat kid” cuz he wore a top hat and trench coat. Yours seems less cringe than that.

i mean its like who comes after putin

I feel like it was just cut on purpose. Why keep paying when the election is right there and then the money stops coming in.

Nah ford hates solo. Fortunately Jones also hates nazis.

he got his make a wish mcdonalds and garbageman tour though

imagine them voting for trump is what wakes you up to how shit they are in general

Imagine being the most hated comic ever because you’re racist but also all the racists hate you.

this guy walking around with shit on his hands cuz he doesnt like the soap

how can anyone even be surprised by this. trump will likely get into power and say “give me a list of democrats i can fire” and he will fire them plus some democrats he cant as well as “disloyal” republicans

how many russian twitter bots in one place does it take to crash twitter?

Yep says here “Have babies or else”

Ideally it would be like golf but then again trump is bad at golf

Yeah they’re treating it like radiation exposure

hanging out with jfk waiting to just come back

Cuz to him he’s a rich guy who committed x amount of crimes and a poor and desperate person has to be committing at least 20x what he is.

Ice counts the dings “not the same”

While some simply are And others may be Are but not be Or be but not are There’s some that are and be And some simply none

I was just pretending to be an idiot

“Nowhere in the constitution does it say a dog can’t be president”