“My tests came back and they were all good” “No Donny they said they came back positive”

Had someone tell me they had a problem cuz he wasn’t even able to defend himself. The gymnastics to not blame gun violence when he was literally shot while talking about shootings.

Maybe he admires a famous german painter

The ribbon is razor wire?

Look man I’m too dysfunctional to cook breakfast. I’m sorry trumps a thing but I didn’t light that one

I’ve posted this before but they don’t get to say “not my pope” they don’t get a vote. That’s the reality of faith based leaderships.

you see it has to be a 76 degree angle on account of freedom or it doesnt count

Better than a twisted nipple.

Like everything else he puts his name on.

Among everything else

trump is already the fattest dicktaster

YOURE THE CHECKS IN CHECKS AND BALANCE

“Life exists only at this very moment, and in this moment it is infinite and eternal. For the present moment is infinitely small; before we can measure it, it has gone, and yet it exists forever. . . . You may believe yourself out of harmony with life and its eternal Now; but you cannot be, for you are life and exist Now.”

how broken is the clock though?

a stopped clock might be right twice a day but a broken clock might never be right depending on how broken it is.

“SECRET!!!”

yup their feelings dont care about the facts

There was this kid my friends referred to as “top hat kid” cuz he wore a top hat and trench coat. Yours seems less cringe than that.

i mean its like who comes after putin

I feel like it was just cut on purpose. Why keep paying when the election is right there and then the money stops coming in.