Came here to make this joke, but you beat me to it

Haha it’s actually pretty good! I get all the references!

Because old.

https://youtu.be/zaAYUZqZvlA

I am sorry to do this to you

I did say reasonably confident, not 100% sure 😉

Anything uploaded to the Apple App Store goes through a standard review process before Apple will let you release it on their store. Random DMG files you download from a website don’t.

Does that mean the app is more “secure”? Not necessarily. But you can at least be reasonably confident it’s not malware if nothing else.

Which would then just cause said fanatics to funnel even more money into 45s pockets. So for him it’s a win-win

There’s a song about that! https://youtu.be/zaAYUZqZvlA?si=k5EHa5N2apm7QtZY

Seeing the same thing here