PrimeErective

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

iSame

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org

He pronounces it “Earth” quite clearly in the film

Look at those protestors flying the Algae-BT flag. I bet they’re behind all of this!

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?

Evidenced by the “Baby on Board” stickers

Thanks for the recommendations! I deleted my original comment because I thought maybe it was too off topic. Silly me

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It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

Were you stung as a child?

I have you affectionately tagged as “thorny bastard”

… Ouch

Ah ok, I think that’s actually a different one. This is the one I’m thinking of:

https://youtu.be/dklA4-ACN4k

It might be the same one in the original Sim City. Definitely seared into my brain, and I hear it in shows, too

Did you just take both pills?!