From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:

McCarthy: “There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God.”

Ryan: “This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?”

McCarthy: “Alright.”

Ryan: “This is how we know we’re a real family here.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html

Yeah, like Kissin… whisper sounds oh wait never mind carry on

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But that’s so inefficient-- what if half weren’t paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to “win them over.” Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.

“Become”

He’s what your people might call

les incompétents

Cannibalism

This is the best summary I could come up with:

LOLOLOLOL

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

I dunno, my ex used to go to book club meetings all the time and wouldn’t be back until the next morning

That old rich sociopath? What about him?