Pam Grier?

Dark ambient instrumental?

Here’s hoping…

Legally immune from criminal prosecution.

Ja.

Fuck the system. White polos can be dyed.

Yep.

He built his name on those two things. Literally. That’s been his brand since the 1980’s: shady businesses, inflated real estate deals, and beauty contests. His base voted him in because they liked what they saw and wanted more of it nationwide.

Or stash state secrets in her casket… Dig up her bones.

Body hair is deeply stigmatized. Bodies and bodily functions are stigmatized.

It’s the same reason why sanitary pad commercials use clear blue liquid for absorptive demonstrations and not body temperature strawberry preserves. Or heaven forfend actual uterine lining…

Smiling happy women reclining in a bath, shaving off foam to reveal glossy perfect legs, is shorthand for the reality of what actually happens.

… did I hallucinate you with a christmas-themed burner account, too?

True neutral. Who’s gonna fight such a nice balance?

The time is going to pass regardless. Take some courses at a community college and test the waters. Maybe you’ll end up with a cert in something that interests you.

Does your shitty factory job do any kind of tuition reimbursement?

Oh lol he really did spend all the money, didn’t he.

This. He said the good thing… I don’t like the click bait.

I can only assume that the spirochetes in his brain are dying off, and all that’s left up there is cat food.

Reading through Platner’s many hundreds of anonymous comments, it’s hard to paint him as a secret white supremacist or far-right extremist of any kind. In fact, his posts more or less align with the persona he has presented to voters in the two months since he launched his campaign: a rough-around-the-edges military veteran and oyster farmer with a penchant for crude language and a passion for firearms and sustainable living who holds a variety of standard progressive views alongside some heterodox ones.

He lacks the warmth and depth