“Gramma wasn’t no pussy sonny!”

There are now at least a dozen calendar reformists edging on posting a rant about this lol.

Worth noting though that this has mostly stuck around because any attempt to switch to a more divisible week structure is met with resistance from Christians and Jews since going off 7s messes with their calendars.

Of course you could use just two liminal days inserted outside of the standard month or week and basically have a calendar where holidays stop jumping dates.

Safe to drink, but if that drink is a pleasant memory or Grandma’s shot challenge from hell depends on how well it was kept if opened.

Would you believe me if I told you that the dot letters were actually what made up the majority of what isn’t in the keyboard normally?

Qit haṙcıŋ muı tcil bro.

I mean English is a germanic language, not too surprising how german phonemic spelling would look considering how much of our fucked up current system is owed to trying to make loan words consistent with their language of origin.

IPA is less readable, also this is an orthographic alphabet, the true letter count is much smaller, and it actually gets even smaller if you use the “sloppy” version, which is basically just grabbing an Alphabet language Gboard for þ ð ŋ and ſ, using ue oe and ae as needed, and using u o i e a as you would their dotted (or undotted in i’s case) counterparts and just hoping context makes clear what the literal text doesn’t necessarily.

I’m more partial to an entirely new alphabet,

F/f - For

U/u - Oopse

U̇/u̇ - Up

Uṙ/uṙ - Nurse

Uı/uı - I

UE/ᵫ - Book

Þ/þ - Thanks

Ð/ð - The

O/o - Oh

Ȯ/ȯ - On

Ou/ou - Out

Ouṙ/ouṙ - our

Oṙ/oṙ - Or

Oı/oı - Oil

Œ/œ - “Oh” isolate

Œṙ/œṙ - “oer the ramparts we watched”

Œı/œı - owing vs boing

Ṙ/ṙ - Earth

R/r - Read

K/k - Court

C/c - She

Q/q - Quick

G/g - Go

Gq/gq - Gwen

Gx/gx - Ghurfa

V/v - Of

W/w - With

H/h - He

X/x - loch

N/n - Negation

Ny/ny - ñapa

I/ı - Eat

Iṙ/ıṙ - Ear

Y/y - You

İ/i- In

P/p - Park

S/ſ - So

Z/z - Is

T/t - To

Tc/tc - Check

B/b - Be

E/e - Elder

Ė/ė - A

Eı/eı - Acre

Eıṙ/eıṙ - Air

M/m - Me

L/l - Like

Ŋ/ŋ - Ring

D/d - Do

Dj/dj - Jacket

A/a - All

Au/au - Awe

Aṙ/aṙ - Are

Aı/aı - Sky

Aıṙ/aıṙ - Ire

Æ/æ - And

J/j - Genre

Eklızıæstiku̇s, 34:18-21

Humevṙ givz æz tceıritı, gᵫdz ðeı hæv teıkin buı foṙs oṙ buı disȯnistı, ðeıṙ doneıcėnz aṙ ȯbsın; ðeıṙ gifts aṙ ė ceımfėl mȯkṙı v djenṙȯsitı.

Benevolens ditests tceıritı givin buı blu̇dı hændz; no ėmount n'oṙ vælyu given buı su̇tc sṙvz t ėpız ð huıest.

Humevṙ teıks wėt litėl filz ð stoṙz v ð disfoṙtcund, ðei d ð seım æz wu̇n hu mṙdṙz ð tcuıld bifoṙ ðeıṙ peırent's uız.

Đ fᵫd v ð disfoṙtcund z ðeıṙ luıfblu̇d, ænd humevṙ difrȯdz ðem v it, ðeıṙ hændz aŗ steınd red; al ð seim æz eni mṙdṙṙ oṙ brut v difrint mınz.

Levitiku̇ſ, 19:33-34

Wen ė forinṙ livz ėmėŋgſt Y, i yoṙ kėntcrı, dn miſtcrıt ðem.  Ðiſ pṙsėn livıŋ ėmėŋgſt Y mu̇ſt b tcrıtėd æz yoṙ on. Lu̇v æ d u̇ntu yoṙ neıbṙ æz Y wᵫd yoṙſelf.

R fully becomes a semi vowel same as U to W or I to Y, several grammar words get Shavian style abbreviations for brevity, and where french has accents, spanish has the ñ, and german has umlauts, the expanded english vowels have single dots the way lower case i already does.

It’d probably involve a healthy bit of statistical analysis, basically measuring price increases against measured inflation rates and prosecuting anyone statistically outside the standard without a justifying factor like a different formulation for the product or significantly better quality to justify being more expensive.

As for what the punishment would be, I’d say either fining them twice the value of the excess profit, or forcing them to cut prices on all products to twice the margin they went over by until they’ve lost twice the value they effectively stole.

See that could be pretty easily achieved without eminent domain.

If you announced the program you’d probably have cities bidding against each other to host this department or that.

You’d probably have to create whole new departments just to appease cities and states that ended up not getting offices that you want to keep political capital with.

Establishing a Department of Language Accomodation in Queens would probably be the safe bet to test this kind of shenaniganery with.

It’s one of those things that mostly works because there aren’t many rich people.

Since crimes committed by rich folks are mostly white collar, they’re rarely a danger to society if let back onto the streets.

It’s one of those statistical solutions that doesn’t really do enough thinking about why the statistics shake out that way.

That said, there is a gradient, rich folks can make bail for petty offenses but for violent ones judges may be inclined to just deny bail purely because the rich prick would be able to post it easily and the crime they’re accused of warrants not letting them back out.

Probably only if that city was a new planned capitol like the CBC has suggested be developed on the Republican River.

Aggressively rubs barbecue sauce on a rotisserie chicken

“Yeah you like that don’t you, you slut!”

6 or 7, tried pegging with my GF, wasn’t offended enough by the experience to turn down her being giddy about doing it again.

Mildly worried that she’s buying something brand new specifically to use on me.

We also get thirds every so often when we want to have an occasion

You may have heard that the “Donut shaped universe” theory has been picking up some steam, well one particular version of the theory speculates that the universe exists cyclically, basically that the universe expands to heat death, eventually begins to contract again, and a new big bang occurs once it compressed all the way back down to singularity size.

Basically, it was never created, it always has and will be, we just exist in the pocket of time in which it’s fresh off of the latest explosive rebound, relative to the scale of time in which the full cycle plays out that is.

What’d be more productive would be enforcing a reformed model.

• Algorithm promoted content is considered published.
• You can’t promote content from unverified accounts.
• Unverified users can still post to friends and family.
• Maximum of 250 followers unless you verify.
• Friends and family can be grouped up so you can precisely control who sees what.
• You can only repost an original post, so if your friend wrote it or made it, you’re good, but if they shared it from someone else, then you’re gonna have to rewrite it or rememe it to post it yourself.

I actually don’t think a fully artificial human like mind will ever be built outside of novelty purely because we ventured down the path of binary computing.

Great for mass calculation but horrible for the kinds of complex pattern recognitions that the human mind excels at.

The singularity point isn’t going to be the matrix or skynet or AM, it’s going to be the first quantum device successfully implanted and integrated into a human mind as a high speed calculation sidegrade “Third Hemisphere.”

Someone capable of seamlessly balancing between human pattern recognition abilities and emotional intelligence while also capable of performing near instant multiplication of matrices of 100 entries of length in 15 dimensions.

As in our profits and minimized losses.

Hey don’t blame us, blame the nepos who got on the board without even needing to study for it!

My MBA track actively rewards me for thinking like a socialist XD.

Man literally is a suspected child rapist, yet the supposed anti-groomers would personally offer him their infant children to rape before they ever even dreamed of applying any standards to him.

It’s the logical conclusion of their association based morality. Don could actually murder someone on 5th avenue and the right would never give an inch on it because he’s their bastard and they’ll take their bastards over an outsider’s angels every day of the week.

They don’t believe it’s evil for satanists to run a soup kitchen because they suspect an ulterior motive, they believe it’s evil because the satanists are evil so everything they do is evil because nothing an evil person does is ever a good thing. Same time, one of their own could be caught hacking school children to death with a machete and they’ll go to the extent of bashing their head into a wall until they forget their own now murdered children because he’s one of their own and “we don’t need outsiders to tell us how to handle our issues.”