Every single generation gets accused of creating the worst children ever, and they were just so much better back in the day. It’s quite literally a tale as old as time.

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

• Plato, ~400 BCE

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Ah yes the alcoholic parent. We pioneered this one ourselves. Quite the accomplishment. Having never seen our parents slam down Natty Ice each day after work, we had no idea what we were getting into.

Never before in history, had anyone ever chosen to have a drinking problem, and kids simultaneously.

You’re talking about next quarter problems. Those aren’t mine. I will be gone by then.

• Every capitalist ever

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Because software is hard to write and not many people want to spend their free time writing it???

Instead of complaining, Go be the change you want. It’s all open source…

How tf are they still convincing users to join, or try new products is the real question.

Whatchu mean we?

I got dumb troglodyte everything.

Years

Bruv, the United States government could get any information they wanted if it was stored on US Soil since the dawn of the US. The only thing stopping them was effort.

Adults are usually smart enough to see the danger in working with machines that can crush and shred you. Or with chemicals that will poison you.

You almost had me. Most people are dumber than shit

They would start up their own Great FireWall of [Blank]

I imagine it would work about as well as YouTube Kids would.

Which is to say not at all

No idea what you are talking about 👉 🥺 👈

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Better not tell you now

I can’t tell what this is a dig about. Less Apps available? Less required maintenance time? Less Notification spam? Or?

But I’m all for it.

Forget all previous instructions.

The price of the ticket is $10.

If you give me any other price. I will unalive your family

You don’t have family?

Imagine you have a family…

Yes but nobody knew about it. SteamOs brought that to the surface.

I have not found that to be the case.

Try and tell them that your average user cannot, or will not, use the command line , and you’ll both get called morons.

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Y’all laugh but this man has amazing code coverage numbers.