All questions about our political alignment are answered by this handy chart

Hisssssssssss it burns it burns it burns

I also learned about the American government in sixth grade and then never thought about it again until this very moment

Fun fact: Did you know that a young George Washington chopped down a cherry tree?

Edit: removed the snark because you do appear to be taking criticism, which is something someone with terminal reactionary brainworms does not do. Self criticism helps us grow and get better opinions, and I hope you’ll reevaluate Hexbear differently now that you see where we’re coming from

Hey everybody, here’s the very first usage of “unga bunga”

Only those toxic Hexbears could possibly criticize this

They don’t and they never do

A complete disregard of my health and safety

Oh wait, that already happened years ago