NotErisma [they/them, any]

From the wikipedia machine:

>They use both their mandibles and their legs for holding prey. This way they can deal with several small insects at the same time.

Final boss energy

Jesus fuck I didnt know there was a porky point and Im fuckin howlIng

AhaHAHahaH!HH!!h O m f

What if you wanted to spy on your city,

but then god said " :( Your device ran into a problem and needs to restart"

Nothing says US-Bürger like adding gate to the end of every noun involved in some controversy

cant cancel what I never had

yarr

>Onyx + MySQL

>Onix the rocky lad

i dunno

Aww don’t you like beep boop pig poop balls version 69?

>unmicrowave

I’m laughing more than I should at this

Go ahead, report the mods, they can’t unmicrowave this post

Bexbear: helthcare pls

Lemmy: oh fuck they want us to become republicans

>thanks for trolling, goodbye

Ah yes, silence a genuine grievance with “oh you’re trolling, shut up”

That’s so childish and dismissive it feels like a skit

nothing will fundamentally change

EXCEPT FOR THE AMOUNT OF KIDS I FUCKIN STARVE, JACK

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You: [policing emoji use]

Me: noooo I can't use whatever I want!!

Ah yes being chained by vroom vroom for wrongthonk, just like in my spooky sci-fi treat 1979 by George Foreman.

Did the cops at least wear cowboy hats and greet them by saying 'audi pardner?

There’s iron particles in your cereal. Shit’s been living rent free in my head since I saw a video on it many years ago where some dude extracted filings from corn flakes.

There are tiny people in casette tapes and they get tired if you play them for too long.

I think it’s both tragic and humorous what the ghouls in power have done. They’ve manage to not only leave behind a pillaged and polluted world, but they also duped people into getting themselves sick because good health = woke or some shit

The only thing you’re gonna like about being an adult is staying up late and having dessert before dinner…

Also you will reach a point in your life where having dessert before dinner, well shit- having a meal in general will be a blessing- but you’ll pass it, and you’ll probably go back in time to annoy yourself.

also for god sakes YOU ARE NDN