Lemme guess though that weed will still get you fired

Yep. And cocaine!

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Narrator: It wasn’t

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

So are you!

Lulz.

Wow, this place really IS like Reddit!

‘That’s the sound of millions of inbred morons screaming in impotent rage, and were suddenly silenced’