That was Revelations, which was written far after anyone who ever saw Jesus would have died, and describes Jesus’ divine form. The only gospel that describes anything about him was about a transformation. “His face shown like the sun,” but that is in Luke, so between 50 and 80 years after his purported death, and continued to be edited throughout the second century. So essentially it’s all made up and none of it matters.

“This chemical can be absorbed through your skin, and it’s even worse if you’re sweating while wearing the band because it can get into your pores”

Love all these updating block lists that bluesky has. It’s great.

Run.

Agreed. Personally, I think we should strap him to an SLS rocket and shoot him at the surface of the moon. It would be worth a billion dollars.

He’s not even from the US and camen here illegally.

Same thing that happened before. You were fine with not existing before hand.

I’m 3/4ths the way there.

Do All Recreational Enhancers!

Tuna Sandwich

Ingredients:

2 slices Dave’s Killer Bread (21 Seed Variant), lightly toasted

1 can tuna

2 tbsp Hellmann’s mayonnaise

2 tbsp chopped pickles

1 slice muenster cheese

1 slice gruyere cheese

2 slices tomato

A handful of baby spinach leaves

1 tsp Grey Poupon mustard

Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions:

1. Prepare Tuna Mix: Combine tuna, mayonnaise, and chopped pickles in a bowl.

2. Assemble Sandwich:

• Spread the tuna mixture on one slice of toasted bread.

• Spread Grey Poupon mustard on the other slice.

• Layer muenster cheese, gruyere cheese, tomato slices, and baby spinach leaves over the tuna.

3. Season: Sprinkle salt and pepper to taste.

4. Close and Serve: Place the mustard-coated slice on top, press gently, and enjoy.

Supervolcano eruption.

This is gonna be the longest fucking four years of my life. And I live near a coastal river. I don’t know whether I’ll end up in the gay camps, the ADHD camps, or drowned due to climate change.

Fascism sucks donkey nuggets.

Elonia Trump.

Didn’t Hitler kill the other popular Nazi leaders because he feared their ability to take over the party?

That will be a fun day of news.

Twitter dies when advertisers realize there’s no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

They should make sanders or Cortez the head of the DNC and be done with it.

(I know that’s not how it works, but still.)

Or start stapling posters places.

One last hurrah from dark Brandon and his nuclear football would really change that electoral count.

THIS is the bad place!