Also Catcher in the Rye, though maybe that’s a better example for reasons Americans shouldn’t read books. Probably could’ve gotten a few more years out of Lennon.

Your run of the mill APT prefers powdered form that they can mix into their beverage of choice.

It’s the FBI, they’re not that careless. It’s Fbi1234!

Most definitely, political treaties and agreements should be prioritized while direct intervention should be a last resort. Sadly little impotent Donny fails at all of the above (luckily in the case of him carrying out military attacks).

Trump: “we can’t let them have a nuclear program” *gives them the green light to continue with no IAEA oversight*

If only someone were capable of getting through to him enough to show him that things like Stuxnet are how the adults operate.

Jesus should return and bitch slap him with the power of Christ.

Hannibal/Le Chiffre/Clifford Unger was denied entry? And he’s only 21?! Also I thought he was Danish.

He’s gotta protect his most valued content creators.

You said wet shirt don’t break, not piss shirt bend bar.

And theeeeeen?

That was really a bomb? Man, there’s some sick people in this world, sick people!

Your clothes are red!

Actually comes with a fine, €1000 for each publicized mention of deserving a Nobel prize. Tweets count as a mention.

Donobo, Trumpuchin, Harmoset, Reeses Ma-caca

At this point, his sons are just vibe scamming. Kind of surprised that they haven’t started a gun company yet. Truth rifles that literally blow up in his followers’ faces.

Downgrade the White House to dial up, watch him squirm when it takes the whole day to load and post to his socials.

And potato and tomato and strawberry and aliuminium.

So of the ~1500 pardoned, 2 (that I’m aware of) were able to demonstrate accountability for their actions. Guess hope isn’t completely lost, just mostly.

Ben Shin Kicks Shin Bet

Really wishing he was just the loch ness monster at this point.