You take that back

Being an introvert isn’t an excuse for being an asshole. If that’s who you are then just be the office asshole. Why do you care what they think?

Imagine the data they will collect from the dozens of lemmy users.

It’s not great. Definitely more than 1 star but I watched it the other day and couldn’t remember a thing about it until looking up the plot summary just now. It’s one of those movies that could be amazing if it stuck the landing but I personally don’t feel like it did. I voted for Obama twice so my opinion is not politically motivated.

I don’t mean to nitpick but where have you seen packaged 8oz beers in the US?

What kind of cars do you buy that every one comes with a hydraulic jack?

It’s a good way to get prion disease for sure.

Cutting them changes their flavor. They’re not as good when you cut them.

The average discussion is like 8 comments.

If you never mess up, they’ll probably never catch you. But you are committing a felony and if you do get caught, there are consequences. I wish you the best, truly. But you are taking a risk.

It’s a very valid reason to fire you. You’ll most likely get caught when the inventory starts to be way off.

Lemmy is my methadone. Not interesting enough to get me hooked but just enough to keep me from going back.

I swear even the memes on here belong in comedy homicide and I see maybe one interesting article per day at most. I started carrying a kindle with me and usually just read instead of browsing. I’ve gone from a book every 2 or 3 months to a book per week.

I remember having a CD burner, dvd burner, floppy drive, and Zip drive for those rare occasions.

I upvoted you seven thousand times. Someone else must have given that many downvotes which is the only explanation for why your score is not 7000.

This is the pretentious, willfully ignorant kind of stuff I was missing from reddit. Thank you.

On RIF it would open a popup that showed me what the link was before it opened and I avoided this for so long. My volume was all the way up too.

I have a supernatural ability to find the cutlery drawer in any kitchen on the first try. So far I haven’t been able to use my power to solve any crimes but it’s useful anyway.

I’m the opposite. I still haven’t really figured out how Lemmy works and I find it harder to participate in conversation because there are so few comments. And I don’t know if it’s possible to get notifications when someone replies to my comment which makes it even harder to engage. Plenty of people have explained how Lemmy works as a concept but I’ve yet to see anyone talk about how to effectively use it.

Right now it’s just my reddit methadone so I have something to scroll through but I’ve seen maybe 5 total interesting posts after days of use.