“I’ve been given an RTF, because these are still somehow a thing, better open in WordPad”

I can’t help but feel it looks like he was slapped by a banana or something, his face is slightly curved in some weird way

This was, also, my first programming language ever. Oh the memories of typing it in from one of those books on the one computer we had in our classroom…

No, MY name is Mud- oh, wait, yeah, carry on.

I got one cheaper on eBay, but it was broken “for parts” that I knew how to fix it cheaply, so really just how much you really, really want one

This is an IT job in a nutshell

Not only will they find it, they’ll end up going to the sketchier sites that don’t do the age verification because they’re not well known enough and not following the laws and they’ll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.