Wanna bet?

SCOTUS will immediately shadow docket to put that judge in the cell instead.

Those roads make sane people slow down. Insane drivers (and there’s too many) say, "I’ll drift on those curves! I’ll see how much air I can catch on those bumps! And I’ll use the Force on that narrow canyon! " And they forget entirely that those curves may hide a pedestrian.

While I don’t disagree, it’s the individual states that make the driving tests and rules and penalties, mostly.

I’ve no dog in this fight, but be sure you recheck the new version when you’re back to a saner frame of mind.

“Trump orders”? So he could have ordered it at any time, then?

Shewee ftw

Hence the need to protect myself, lol

Gee I shure wouldn’t want any students to be taught by a professor who’s against racism and fascism!

Asian and Middle Eastern Studies is useless wokeism anyway, better just cancel it.

/s

I get my music from KCRW.

I do donate, but it’s not necessary if you can’t afford to.

One thing every general knows is that appalled silence looks and sounds exactly like respectful silence, and can also be a two hour eyes-open nap.

It’s petty cash compared to the millions in grift, his whole family is like remoras

So does the President.

That was no jest.

Wait, what was that about “stupid rules of engagement”? He and Trump want them changed to allow full fire on US civilians, don’t they? Fuck this shit.

Weight vs height for approximate BMI

Ought to be required for Commander-In-Chief

In my grocery store it’s called Sour Salt (there’s no salt in it) and it’s in the Jewish section near the jars of borscht.

But another way would be to squeeze a slice of lemon into it.

One nice thing about “Going to Disneyland” is that it’s a perfect excuse for a person to spend a long weekend in California and come back tired. It’s open all year long, and is so crowded it wouldn’t be odd if another person was there at the same time and never saw you. It’s easy to know what kinds of rides, food, and experiences one might have enjoyed, and appropriate souvenirs are available at LAX, you can stock up before you even leave the terminal. Whether you actually spend your time visiting Planned Parenthood and recuperating in your hotel room (or an Auntie’s spare room) is entirely your business. Although spending some time in the noonday sunshine acquiring a toasted nose will add verisimilitude.

Editing to add: You could even get mifeprestone and souvenirs (for nosy coworkers) all delivered to your home in plain brown boxes and “Go to Disneyland” in the comfort and privacy of your own bedroom, if you’re little enough along.

One thing that won’t get shut down is ICE, which means some marginalized people will be afraid to get to and from food banks. So along with helping them stay stocked, you might see if there’s anyone organizing deliveries and join that.

It’s changed to “aged” as in you old fart pedophile. Vain as he is he’s probably more comfortable with being called a pedophile than old.