So I’m hearing… that makes it even worse.

Of course he did, he’s a republican.

Dude fuckin looks like Eddie from Mobland.

Acts like it too, apparently.

Gotta break a few eggs, etc.

Yeah, it’s a little too late for that.

oh no! anyway…

escorting a defendant out of immigration court

That’s all it takes now.

Bad news, traitors… Nobody gives a fuck about your morale.

Any marine who follows this order is a traitor to the United States.

Here we go. Buckle up and arm yourselves.

They’re too busy spying on Americans to waste resources in Europe.

Tell Mr. Fuckstick to get his own fuckin body wash. Presumably he’s a grown-ass man and can do his own shopping.

Hegseth’s lawyer started the rumor but now denies it

Sounds to me like he accidentally told the truth and now he’s trying to walk it back.

I mean, maybe you’re right, but with these fucksticks? They don’t get the benefit of the doubt anymore.

“Criminal white house stunned that criminal is caught being a criminal”

Tell me they believe the law doesn’t apply to them without telling me they believe the law doesn’t apply to them.

Problem is, they’re right. Absolutely fuck-all will come of this. We now return you to your regularly scheduled enshittification of the united states.

2 very good lawyers had Donald dead to rights on election fraud and stealing government documents, and they both gave up when they realized the law doesn’t apply to him. There is no legal thread to keep a grip on that will ever make any difference.

Nobody seemed to care when the supreme court gave us kings again. This is what it looks like.

In other news, attorney wastes time watching and commenting on video of crypto event.

It’s easy to think that way when you’re a racist piece of shit.

Unequivocally yes. Next question.

Joe played a very large part in giving us Trump 2.0. Anybody who believes otherwise is delusional.

I love the fact that the first government agency to show a fucking spine is a bunch of librarians.