


A broken man, obsessed with 500 year old Mexican culture. Also, a mailman.





That makes sense. I bounced off immediately. I downloaded the paper though.


AI logo for the website. Gross.


I say this like an ex-boyfriend from an abusive relationship, Nintendo does not love you. Much like most people in my life, once I ran out of money, Nintendo disappeared.


My plan is to make as half as much money being a mailman.


I would be terrified if I stopped hearing news about Trump abruptly. That would mean the ability to report news would cease.


My life is deteorating. I don’t want to hear anything about European royals.


It used to be easy to look at the night sky and see stars.


I would buy a brick house on top of a forested hill. My nearest neighbor would be a 20-minute drive away.
I would work on my magnum opus of tabletop rpg rules, which I would convert into a video game.
I would commission art and fund the construction of shrines to the four tezcatlipocas.
Fund owl habitat preservation.


Hahaha! Well, I do my best. Some of my coworkers and most of my superiors I wouldn’t describe them having integrity.
That being said, thank you for having such an opinion.


Honestly, it’s less about fighting and more about staying hydrated and keeping a safe distance away from dogs.


You’re welcome!


I work for USPS. This is all very demoralizing.


I literally have no idea who this is.
I’m pretty sure Tezcatlipoca got me my current job.


Yep and so are garbanzo beans.


Elder Millennial here. I ran out of money to drink at the bar. Then I ran out of money to drink at home. Now I’m hoping I have enough money to bake bread and drink ice water.
This isn’t news. Hell this isn’t even interesting.