Hahaha! Well, I do my best. Some of my coworkers and most of my superiors I wouldn’t describe them having integrity.

That being said, thank you for having such an opinion.

Honestly, it’s less about fighting and more about staying hydrated and keeping a safe distance away from dogs.

You’re welcome!

I work for USPS. This is all very demoralizing.

I literally have no idea who this is.

I’m pretty sure Tezcatlipoca got me my current job.

Yep and so are garbanzo beans.

Elder Millennial here. I ran out of money to drink at the bar. Then I ran out of money to drink at home. Now I’m hoping I have enough money to bake bread and drink ice water.

This isn’t news. Hell this isn’t even interesting.

Probably not.

Yeah sure, but I couldn’t imagine them taking someone as mediocre and old as me.

I like Aussies and Canadians. I would do my best to be an ideal citizen.

I wish you weren’t right.

I hope your luck will be better than mine.

I’m not a fan. I just don’t like anything David Lynch has made outside the original Dune movie. I can’t really defend my position, it’s just a personal taste thing.

I was a government contractor for four years. I made really good money, worked from home, and had really good benefits. A year ago, Elon and Trump decided to stop paying the contract I was on. Between outsourcing and AI, I couldn’t find anyone to hire me. I had to work in a grocery store for six months with ten years of web development and project management experience. I start my job as a mailman on Monday. I’ll never forgive them and forsake anyone associated with them. Until the seas dry and the land breaks, I wish suffering and damnation upon them.

I fucking wish.

Idiot on a team of intelligent people. Hopefully, they’ll put up with me long enough to point where I learn enough to stop being an idiot.

Well, if you don’t want to show feet, then how about showing meters or centimeters?

Rule 1: Post only links to articles.

This doesn’t belong here.

you may remember me lamenting the loss

Nobody remembers you.