I literally have no idea who this is.

I’m pretty sure Tezcatlipoca got me my current job.

Yep and so are garbanzo beans.

Elder Millennial here. I ran out of money to drink at the bar. Then I ran out of money to drink at home. Now I’m hoping I have enough money to bake bread and drink ice water.

This isn’t news. Hell this isn’t even interesting.

Probably not.

Yeah sure, but I couldn’t imagine them taking someone as mediocre and old as me.

I like Aussies and Canadians. I would do my best to be an ideal citizen.

I wish you weren’t right.

I hope your luck will be better than mine.

I’m not a fan. I just don’t like anything David Lynch has made outside the original Dune movie. I can’t really defend my position, it’s just a personal taste thing.

I was a government contractor for four years. I made really good money, worked from home, and had really good benefits. A year ago, Elon and Trump decided to stop paying the contract I was on. Between outsourcing and AI, I couldn’t find anyone to hire me. I had to work in a grocery store for six months with ten years of web development and project management experience. I start my job as a mailman on Monday. I’ll never forgive them and forsake anyone associated with them. Until the seas dry and the land breaks, I wish suffering and damnation upon them.

I fucking wish.

Idiot on a team of intelligent people. Hopefully, they’ll put up with me long enough to point where I learn enough to stop being an idiot.

Well, if you don’t want to show feet, then how about showing meters or centimeters?

Rule 1: Post only links to articles.

This doesn’t belong here.

you may remember me lamenting the loss

Nobody remembers you.

Rule 1: Post only links to articles.

This is just an image.

Rule 1: Post only news articles.

Agriculture has been around for ~12,000 years, which is the backbone of civilization. Modern humans have been around for 300,000. I’m not sure if “bubble” is the right term, but it is new and experimental. The hoarding of material goods has fried our ape brains, though.

That’s inaccurate. I’m jealous of a lot of my friends. I tell them I’m jealous. I’m also happy for them and help them out, especially if it helps them get to the point where I’m jealous of them.

You can have more than one emotion and opinion about things.