Great museum, I saw the “Potato Eaters” there.

I’d go to the art museum and consume copious amounts of hallucinogens.

He didn’t even ask them what their favorite donut was or about [local sports team] newest season. Pandering isn’t hard, why is he so lazy?

The only thing he could make conversation about was how old the business was and how long they worked at the donut shop. Aren’t politicians supposed to be charismatic?

Botz the Toast.

That’s a Chaos Emerald. Botswana is about to get all of its fauna robotized.

Darling it’s bolder Down where it’s colder Take it from me

I know enough Spanish to embarrass myself. I know enough of Nahuatl to understand some glyphs. I speak English at an American level, which is greasy.

What this?

I wrote that when I first woke up today. Good chance the reading section of my brain hadn’t been hooked up yet.

So depending on how much hand dexterity he has left with the broken wrists I suggest a back scratcher and one of those reacher grabber arms.

Don’t be American. Please don’t be American. “A 37-year-old British man…” PHEW!

Wasn’t Russia throttling YouTube bandwidth before hand to prepare for this? Along with banning cell phones for their soldiers, I guess they’re going for complete media blackout and control.

Edit: I guess they announced 70% slowdown a couple weeks ago and just went straight to full shutdown.

If I took a shot every time I heard his name I would become an alcoholic by the end of the week. But at least then I wouldn’t remember him.

Without reading the article I’m going to guess rancid meat.

I will concede there is a spectrum of professional familial attitudes.

Here’s my uneducated theory: The “investor class” in society have been freaking out and become desperate due to global technological innovation not making the same progress as it did through the 80’s to the 2000’s. Rich people without jobs were really expecting something that would have as much (if not more) of an impact on consumer society as the smart phone.

I’m not missing the point. For most people it is fake and used as a tool against them. The “office family” is a tactic utilized by employers to make workers complacent without raising benefits. It’s in the same toolbox as “pizza parties” and “PTO donation”.

Not all people want to fake the “office family” dynamic.

What you’re saying is a bit gobbledygook. I don’t want to make friends at work. I want to do my job and then clock out when finished.