ok if there are actual Jewish space lasers I’m fucking done with this reality.

Bullshit they all are on antidepressants.

I’m just trying to give you something to bitch about on the internet.

he is still alive…

because we made that shit profitable .

probably butt stuff.

we fly your mom to it and see how much it wobbles from her orbit.

it’s not his fault, he was really drunk.

I think that I could tie it directly into the main. but I’m also incredibly fucking high. so you may want a second opinion.

I’m pretty sure one of the 90 degree angles could be done away with.

burning a dumpster seems like a legitimate crime worthy of detention.

No absolutely none, no playing funky spiderman ever again.

Auto erotic asphyxiation. No more spider games for me!

Just ignore him he got banned for posting his balls in thread about cats wearing clothes.

Sounds like a shitty job.

You sound dumb as hell. Maybe consult with a physician.

He may want to impregnate some public sector employees.

Only if you use a rubber condom.

He has great hair.

Mouthwash cancer?