I’m surrounded by Assholes!

Write it all down and put it in your will. Heck, you could pay a lawyer to post it for you too.

Wehadababy Itsaboy

It’s-a-me, your papa Mari-o. 🤌🤌

Op:

Bro…

This is my partner’s butt.

There are many like it, but this is mine.

My partner’s butt is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

I am nothing without this butt,

This butt is nothing without me.

Tell them you’re proud of them, they seem to be a high functioning mentally disabled person and are doing great in life.

Eh, first blowjob was pretty mind blowing.

To shreds you say?

Ah, yes, my left knee and right elbow. That’ll get 'em.

Why, that’s a Doggo Goodaboyis, of course!

Why? Because fuck Microsoft, that’s why.

Yes.

Are you stating that care that affirms your gender is gender affirming care?!?

Lol, one homey on the left has mutton chops that have grown into a full beard.

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

wizard robes

Here we go again…

Hillbilly awaiting his anal probing stark naked with cheeks spread in a field.

“Gosh dang it, Aliens! Where the heck are ya?”

Well, if the solar panels were outside the atmosphere like some sort of inside out dyson sphere, theoretically, no heat would transfer to the planet. We’d have to ask why anyone would do this, and it seems wildly inefficient, but theoretically it could work.

We’re already here on the cusp of op answering their own questions in their post.