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Hold on to your butts!

Great show, had me rooting for him till they revealed it happened to him before. He’s either the unluckiest bastard around, or dumb enough to try the same thing twice.

Plus, you could maybe get away with it once. The problem is when they try to do it again. How many bags of money are they finding on the ground? How many highly insured spouses are falling down the stairs?

I, too, have been too excited to post to bother reading the comments. Happens to everyone.

Conan the barbarian paraphrasing ghengis khan.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

A wizard did it.

sharpening an axe

Turns out, I’m 25% Scandinavian, and wanted to embrace my heritage, ya know? I always used to feel guilty about this, but I was just born this way.

The poor priest: oh lawd.

Sometimes in life you’re Goku, sometimes you’re Krillin.

I’m surrounded by Assholes!

[🥇] Create complicated lists

Meerkat got back.

Okay, but what if you had a second larger metal pot to put over the first pot? Like a double paned metal pot, if you will.

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

What the fuck, indeed!

Relavent XKCD. The average layperson is unaware of so much nuance in topics others specialise in.

What the fuck?

Not really, it requires intelligence to calculate the trajectory of a bullet, or angle to move to cut off a fleeing animal, etc. The op is just describing situations where animals use their intelligence for things humans generally don’t do, therefore are more intelligent in those areas.

Specialisation vs generalisation, a perigrin falcon does one thing amazingly, where humans have a wider range of skills.

So you’re saying if dolphins develop fingers/a thumb on their prehensile penis, we’re hosed?