Also, didn’t he promise to stop the war within 24 hours? This has been the longest 24 hours I’ve seen.

Calling the US an English speaking country is perhaps somewhat overgenerous.

I dunno man, pigeons can be pretty damn intelligent.

“Votinft to starve babies”? I don’t think there’s anything that can make a Republican more erect than that.

Oh he’s an enemy to far more than just some imaginary friend.

Actually, if you’re curious, look up how many wars the US has actually outright won on their own without being part of a coalition of allies.

The answer is shockingly few.

Even their great revolution needed help from an, at the time, true superpower i.e. the French.

So you want a king, yes? You people sure took a roundabout way to get back to where you started.

Well, the American people DID vote for exactly this.

Folks have tried a couple of times, unfortunately it never seems to sink in that it generally isn’t worth the trouble.

But comrade, is not war, you see? Is Special Military Operation! You must understand this!

What do you mean salvage? Now that the Russian asset is gone, maybe they can do something productive for a change.

More like grounds for promotion with the current administration.

Warning? To the MAGA that’s encouragement and tacit approval!

Oh no! Anyway…

Fuck his feelings!

So when Putin says “I love you” after Trump sucks his dick, he’s lying?

I think they might find a tour of Auschwitz educational.

My condolences to your hand.

Sorry, just kidding.

Dare I hope that with the recent failures in the FAA and the shit condition of this plane, we may have some good news in the future?

Ma’am, with the greatest and utmost possible respect, the rest of the world submits that you people already have several problems.