I read the entire article incredibly confused because I thought it said immortality

https://theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657/

Hey now

Some of it went to adding opiods to bags of flour

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell: Genocide Edition

Vote for Zohran Mamdani

Nope, he independent now, which in this case means, Trump owned conservative.

Recently dropped a Le Creuset kettle and snapped the plastic whistle. Emailed them asking if this could be fixed, they said, nah, and processed a replacement kettle of my choice without asking if I was still within their 5 year warranty.

I wasn’t.

Gifted it to a friend who recently got her own place to live.

He’s got my vote

Wikipedia links truly is the optimal form of communication.

Thank you

Explain pls

Haters will say it’s fake

That’s a weird take my dude. His genocidal right wing has his coalition and grip on power by the balls. That’s what he cares about, not Iran’s shit talk.

It’s not gonna hold. They are going to finish their genocide in the next 4 years with US tax dollars backing it up. Then they gonna spend the next 20 years denying it was genocide. After that, we’ll have a Palestinian Genocide Memorial Day.

Not me. I’m omnipotent. I can pay attention to ignoring everything at once.

Left wing murderers aim for the rich, right wing murderers aim for the people. Show me the left wing serial killer aiming for fox news indoctrinated neonazis, and we might feel differently.

*average national (I should have said that part) yearly income. Formula below

Financial crime / avg. Nat. Income = years in jail

I. E 100k/40k=2.5 years

1mill/40k=25 years

Hopefully that clears up the math behind my dumbass high in the shower thought

To clarify, I meant national average. As in, an average American makes 40k a year, white collar crime 1 mil, get 25 years since that’s how long it would take an average American to get 1 mil.

I’ve learned that it first came about as an explicit feature around 2006, I was not awake as a proper human at this point.

Regarding the privacy concerns.

Just now, my friend used her google photos AI to search for photos of me and my dead cat using my name.

I’ve come to accept that my information is readily available and that I am but a humble fish apart of a school surrounded by sharks, playing a numbers game for survival.