I don’t get why this is NSFW?

Vacations, you gotta treat like MySpace. Set your top 8, and make sure you choose your top 8 wisely.

8 photos I feel like can easily net you a good 25 minute conversation.

Babies/pets? Show me 1-2 photos. Don’t overdo it. You’re going to have more photos as time goes on. This isn’t a vacation where you have a finite amount of content. You’ll show me a photo of your baby being cute. Hey, that’s great. We’ll talk about it for a few minutes. But we’ll also talk about it for a few minutes next week when your baby is going to be cute again. So it’s not like I want to spend all day talking about your baby. Your baby is cute, I’m happy for you, but lets move on.

Alright. I’m starting to like this guy.

I feel like being a adult is just lying about how much you have your shit together to people who also lie about having their shit together.

I mean…yeah actually. Nailed it.

Except I TOTALY have MY shit together. I don’t frequently cry about about how cruel the world is, and how I’m going to die alone, likely by my own hand.

That TOTALLY isn’t a nightly occurance since I stopped drinking, because I gave myself cancer with alcoholism, but also can’t smoke weed because of workplace testing…

Nope. Just being a responsible adult, and paying bills for MEEEE!!!

Have you SEEN what our politicians are trying to push on us???

We say no.

I thought Al Gore invented the internet?

Right?

Guys?

You guys remember that? Guys? You remember Al Gore?

Wait, am I old???

It better not. I’ll get arrested.

Someone should make a meme out of this!

That’s because Nintendo only sod 3 WiiU systems!

…well, we can close this community now. We found the stupid question.

Why are you trying to give them ideas?

Man I WISH I was in the 90s. Our biggest political scandal was that the president was getting laid.

But how would I know that?

Wait…Ubuntu is only 20? What’s the first linux? I thought ubuntu was older.

Fudgy booty

Ah yes. Taking “ignorance is bliss” to a whole new meaning.

"I was happy being dumb! Now I’m a little smarter. I’m smart enough to know how dumb I am! I don’t like it!!!

…am I living in a different world? Every flashlight I’ve ever known takes D batteries, has a slider, and only has 2 settings. On or off. Like…literally NO flashlight I’ve ever seen has settings. Why would you need settings, besides MAYBE an S.O.S flash in morse code. Even that seems like a niche use thing.

Two citizens have tried so far…

Now, for Lemmy rules reasons, I can’t SAY that you should be the change you want to see in the world.

However, I CAN say that it’s the republicans themselves that refuse to close down a gun sales program, and refuse to adopt a firearms control policy. So legally speaking, there’s nothing at all preventing ANYONE, literally ANYONE from legally buying just a shitload of firearms. Anf an armies worth of ammunition.

So I can’t tell you HOW to use that information. But I can say to follow your dreams! Do with that information what you will…

grabs popcorn

Love Simone Giertz! She needs to bring back the pussy grabs back machine.

We ARE past the days of T-Model 101. Although Arnod looks a bit older these days…