When I was about 12 years old, I had a friend who lived in an apartment building. It had a roof you could go outside and walk on. So, we did what any kid would do. We grabbed some cans of soda, drank them in the ally, and then grabbed some sidewalk chalk, and a ruler. We then placed the cans in 3 foot distance intervals.

The rule was, if we could stand on the roof, and pee into the cans (so, like 5 stories tall, and probably 10-30 feet away from the building), then the opponent would have to drink that can.

Luckily my friends have terrible aim.

Yes please! An army of them actually!

Yeah. I can believe that forces within the human brain could help AI reduce it’s power consumption.

Step 1) Turn off AI.

Step 2) There is no step 2.

At least, that’s what my brain thought.

Is it sensitive enough to touch my self

Oh no…

esteem without damaging it?

Oh. I thought you were going in a whole different direction there…

To be fair, if you got on hold with HP support on the day the article was published, you’d still be onhold today.

Hear that everybody? This guy’s up for anal!

Legally? Maybe not.

But Col Sanders left KFC after selling a business he created with his own secret reciepe. Then after he sold it, he watched the new owners use his image to sell an inferior chicken product.

So he started up another new chicken resteraunt using the original reciepe. Legally he couldn’t call it KFC, but that doesn’t change the fact that it was the original KFC reciepe.

Hows that phrase go? A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Call things whatever word you want, it’s still the same thing in the end.

No no no. That’s a typo. Hexs picnicing. He’s spread a table cloth on some grass and is now eating large amounts of food by himself. He brought a bucket of big macs.

Back to the mines, slave!

…Well I’m fairly sure this comment isn’t AI generated. Usually with AI, I at least understand the projected message.

Here, I’m fairly certain that not all of those are even real words! Who just sits there and makes up fake words, as if they were real? Hmmph. A real loser, that’s who!

…covfefe.

What about taxes? Can you help me do my taxes? I’m trying to do it myself, but it’s asking me to fill in the lines from Schedule II, and I don’t know what that is! My numbers add up, and either my refund is 42 billion dollars, or $0. In either event, I fear I’ve screwed this up.

Well, that runs into a different problem with the same results.

Sure, GOOGLE can’t hinder you from installing apps, but the fact that nobody has heard of these OS’s before means your selection of available apps is what hinders your ability to install apps.

Yeah, but you guys don’t have any ghosts in your city! So…Who ya gonna call???

…so it’s android.

I actually was coming in to make the comment “When asked about these revolations, 100% of the people filed this story under…DUH!!!”

They just go with whatever lie is convenient for their current purposes with no regard for consistency or believability.

That’s true, and it’s because thus far, they’ve faced no accountability, nor consequences, nor fallout from any of their actions.

If I steal $100 from you, and you give it, I’m a theif, but you’re the one missing $100.

If I steal $100 from you a second time, and you bash my face in with a crowbar, I’m not as likely to rob you a 3rd time.

So far, nobody has bashed trump’s face in with a crowbar. So he hasn’t faced a line he won’t cross.

Me three!

Really thought you were going in a whole new direction with that.

It might be. His attention span is like a gnat.

Remember when he wanted to bomb Ohio in 2017? Most people don’t. He probably doesn’t. He sent 1 tweet, that if any other president said that would be all that president would ever be known for. Here, it doesn’t even crack the top 1000 list of craziest things he’s been part of.

Nobody I know even remembers that.

Thats why I spoof my location. Nobody knows where I am. I’m actually on the moon.