Gives us plenty of time to source the finest woods

You know those Portuguese that fucked your country for a bit? So America was formed by people like that. And because there was no real collective culture to fight against it, a lot of our beginnings are from over zealous fucks that thought God gave them this land and yet also provided the Christian shitstains with people to convert.

“Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety” - $100 bill man

It’s spelled usher, dumb fucks…

/S

Only way to celebrate McConnell imo.

That or send a Mario brother to deal with a turtle.

Russia is sinking, so they grabbed onto America and pulled us down with them, only they’re in our pockets stealing everything so once a rescue is done, they now own the American brands being hurt by the tariffs.

Due to dei rollbacks NWA is now known as removeds with attitude.

Also lmao censorship?

We all know that’s why the mistake was made. It’s not exactly rocket surgery.

Kickstart was at Taco Bell for a bit. No idea if it still is.

According to the white house you’re a woman too. As gender is now assigned at conception … Stupid penis taking 8 weeks to start appearing in utero.

Just shoot him and save us both some tax money. He’s Asian so the people that should care, won’t.

Spain raped brown people, then made fun of the product of that rape for being brown. This has had very bad repurcussions for racism. And they trained them to hate themselves. So now there’s a lot of mexican cucks.

Jigga what?

“we need more AI”. It’s like mate, we need intelligence before we even attempt to make it artificial. We’re so fucked. AIs the perfect tool for mass retardation.

That’s because most red voters actually think blue, they’re just too fucking dumb to know.

He’s top cop, that means he’s gotta be home to beat his wife in time.