“without working??” Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they’re not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?

Then why are you worried about hair loss?

Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.

Yeah the yawning thing is actually pretty cute.

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Ball point pen

Fountain pen

Ink pen

Things that probably don’t go well with trampolines

I’ve enjoyed many hours on trampolines and have never broken a bone or incurred any injury whatsoever.

It’s bots all the way down.

YouTube premium $148.39 per year. And they no longer let us break it into monthly payments. I remember when YouTube cost nothing with no ads. And then I remember it cost $7.99 a month. Then it was $9.99 a month. Then for a few years it was $12.99 a month. And all of a sudden they’re like $148.39 a year!

The murderer was schizophrenic. He used drugs to cope with the schizophrenia. But it was schizophrenia that caused the murder.

You’re right, it’s a stereotype. Teachers get paid plenty these days. My daughter’s 4th grade teacher just bought herself her own house.

You can’t come up with $148.39 once a year?

I’m still curious WTF kind of pizza Jennifer Aniston is making that drives all her fellow celebrities wild.

Is this the club that George Carlin was telling us about?

Aagh you almost made my brain forget how to spell “niche.” Please don’t do that to my brain.

Government photo ID is required for a lot of reasons, not just for voting. But yeah pretty weird that we have to miss work* to stand in line all day to get one, and that we have to PAY for this thing the government requires us to have. Like social security cards are required in USA too but I’m pretty sure we don’t have to pay for those.

I think the reason govt photo ID’s cost $20-ish is because originally they were a Driver’s License, which is a privilege to have, not a requirement, so we pay for that privilege. And the place we get that photo ID is at the motor vehicle office / department of motor vehicles.Then over the years the motor vehicle office started offering government photo ID’s for people who DON’T drive too. But for some reason those ID cards cost $20-ish too which is a bit extortionate since there isn’t even a driving privilege associated with that. Government-issued photo ID’s are REQUIRED so should be free like social security cards are.

*Don’t really have to miss work. Just go there on a day you’re not scheduled to work. Not fun to spend a day off at the motor vehicles office but c’est la vie.

OP’s friend is here, we can talk to them.

Aaah the plot thickens

I have both feet planted firmly in the real world but I have experienced three or four undeniably supernatural things in my life and yeah it does happen sometimes.