This is Da wae

That’s giving to much credit to Facebook tho. Not everyone is just going to jump ship and join the Facebook fediverse.

Naw I just had to set up an extension cord

Yep now I just get to die alone.

60% of my thoughts on acid 🤣

This is why I’m stuck on a pixel lmao

You can find nice seat replacements for toilets on Amazon that are only $300 that do all the features you just mentioned. Especially the important ones like, warm water (without hot water hose needed) Heated seats, and hot air drying as well.