Man…remember when we thought that W was as bad as it possibly could get?

“Aw, you got kids, Maniac?”

“Nah…not anymore…”

Hell. Yeah. Arthur was the greatest.

Just look at that little guy, posting up in the HUD and crackin’ wise.

FINALLY! SOMEBODY ELSE!

I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO REMEMBERS AND CELEBRATES THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT TRILOGY!

I’m sorry, I’m just…I’m very happy for this moment.

Legacy of Time was far and away my favorite, but the entire collection is a fun and satisfying playthrough. Great atmosphere, clever puzzles, and loads of 90s PC gaming cheese and charm.

Long live Gage Blackwood.

Take a wild guess…

Good ol’ Fink Manufacturing…

God, I miss shittymorph.

Right? I couldn’t even focus on the headline with Super GOP Kart up there.

I’ve never beaten the game, but I recently, FINALLY, completed Death Mountain. And I’m pretty happy about that.

his likely rival in November

Ugh.

“Second.”