kreekybonez

if they supported child stone and theodore nugget, they were already on board with the republiKlan agenda

you can’t force someone to run you god damn idiot

it takes some serious kompromat to pull that off

invincible

it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

or a watch!

that’s a low blow, Loblaws

just watch how many will refute being “racist” or a “murderer”

not both; because that would be messed up

lousy smarch weather

I’m trying to take a more active roll in training new machines operators at my job, and it’s only because the current training manager actively does the opposite of 90% of the stuff on this list. I’m getting tired of being called in to “fix” stuff that’s just an error of bad training.

think of the poor, hungry leopards!

it leads down a pretty dark rabbit whole of general Federalist Society plans for an overtly conservative autocratic regime, and it’s terrifyingly plausible if they consolidate enough power and funding. and that’s all pretty easy with the support of foreign oligarchs that need the US to be fully involved in its own libertarian implosion, so it can turn a blind eye to international war crimes.

i long for the times when conspiracy theories used to be fun spooky stories about cryptids wandering the wilds, and aliens doing creepy stuff in cornfields to mess with farmers

I’m finally over the feeling of going into comment sections thinking “there’s too many bots, no reason to try adding to the conversation”

reddit had no middle ground between new posts that get buried and overinflated posts that have a thousand regurgitated phrases plastered all over it

still unfair to the intellectual and emotional capabilities of chimps

they respect values for specifically white, christian, heteronormative, American families with money.

they want a fascist ethnostate, and there’s really nothing else to it

god wants the children to have incurable tumors

in my head, I read it like someone was talking, and then had to start shouting over the sound of a train passing by, then return to normal volume as it passed

having a small username is a lot like having a low plate number; doesn’t have to be extravagant, because it’s a trophy of getting in early enough to claim the simple ones

hacking

I first made the switch to android after my iphone 5 died and found out the newer models wouldn’t have an aux output. I have significantly more chances to use a 3.5mm plug than bluetooth in my life, so it was an easy choice.

7 years later, and I still have the same phone. No bloat, and updated the way I want it. I charge it once per day at high-performance mode, and the battery is holding strong.

I keep an iphone dongle in my car for friends, because I am a gentleman, but they always remark on how easy it would be to just have the damn aux port.