This is a shower thought?

Most people respond to tell you how very wrong you are

Oh, how very wrong you are.

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Yeah, the best peeling trick I know is a mason jar with a little water in it and you just shake the egg around like a bartender with a sleeping child next to them.

Riskier with soft boiled eggs though.

Fun fact! As long as the soap inside the dispenser works as it should it literally doesnt matter if it is touch or how covered in germs it is.

Nope

wedding photogs. That’s pretty offensive also.

Never change. I know you won’t but never change.

Most those jobs do not set their own rate and are at market whims not their own. Plus it is interesting to see what the regional specific cost of living would be. They have a job that is very direct cash in and out.

This is very antagonistic and reactionary from the profession. Its a job that I have friends that do.

Your response leaves me feeling more afraid of you than thinking you have a legitimate concern here.

Oh my god. That was Andy Weir?!

Mushrooms.
They came before the queue got started and will be here long after it finishes.

What?
But also I live somewhere that hasn’t updated minimum wage since 2008. But I dont think there is many places it isn’t insulting.

Maybe it does and the queue is so long we just forget about our old life by the time our number comes up

Dont they say $26 an hour is updated minimum wage? Sounds like a variance in living expenses.

Also I try not to let specialists inflate the average

Thats an insane way to blame someone else for not explaining. Like an assumption to make it ok to not put in any effort, after starting the conversation, is wild. Mostly it seems to let you look down at others automatically?

Just… Wow.

The trick is to not be named John so they can’t convict you.

How? Everyone sells their body and they know how much they need to live and hopefully are setting their own prices.

Oh that is easy, find a sketchy street near cheap hotels and drive down it slowly swiveling your head back side to side while looking nervous.

A local brick house momma should reach out to you shortly.

Some of us just buy dirt to throw on the ground outside our house too.

We really pay to just move stuff around a lot.

Meh, I’m poor and have no assets at all. Guess I just die.

Yeah that is fair. The most accessible library in the world has basically been burned down so scraps of it can be sold back out.

I’ve noticed a trend that recently it feels like people assume everyone else is getting the answers and instant help whenever they ask and they think just them are being left out. I keep hearing it “other people get whatever they ask for” as if it is true. It seems to be a self excuse to hate everyone prematurely and yet still expect everything from them.

Everyone has gotten to used to seeing the internet as the solution to everyone else’s problem.