lmao gottem XD

I wish, but I wager most people will immediately get married to Bluesky.

Europe is Mordor confirmed.

That only happens when they accidentally miss the window.

I don’t know if I can trust the license. Any way to make it burn a ton of electricity to function?

Pretty sure they are actually completely immune to facts.

What just happened here? o.0

From Canadian POV the US is the down side.

Peter Kafka writes.

Yup, sounds like he’d know.

Yes. Now fuck off.

But we kind already knew people being stupid was the reason. This doesn’t seem to bring anything new to the table.

I really doubt an iOS update will affect people using android phones as servers.

Steel beams are not gonna melt themselves.

Tell the Lieutenant Commander to double check that.

Alright, I guess my comment didn’t land, so I’ll stop not since I have nothing left.

The one on the right is actually left, riiiight…

Since we’re doing copium, my hope for Ukraine is that the industrial-millitary complex wants to keep sending weapons there, so it will find a way.

Yup. Americans just won their country back, unfortunately.

Username checks out.

From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.