They should ship in French people. They are first class protestors.

After a particular sports event a number of years ago, it was noted that reports of spousal abuse increased significantly that night. This is very sad.

But, I like porn.

Sheep. Baaa.

Aha! So that’s the thing. I’d been wondering why suddenly bottles and juice containers are farking annoying to open. And it’s global! I’m happy it’s for good reasons but the bit of my brain that gets annoyed by it wishes there was another solution.

I find it weird that a large percentage of the people going on strike voted for the current government.

My bad.

Shouldn’t this read, “New conservative NZ government scraps…”?

Life is sad, and there are fewer options, when you drink decaf. It’s all I can get at work, while the big, sophiscated coffee machine, with all it’s flashy buttons, is dedicated to grinding life giving caffeinated beans to the masses.