I think seeing orbs are still mostly covered for medical issues

In idiom meta for this scenario, most Lemmy users are what would be considered ‘the choir’

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

puts on fake moustache “Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please.”

People who spend a lot on Amazon have great experiences on Amazon, people who don’t spend a lot on amazon have poorer experiences

I suspect when you contact them there is a dashboard that tells the customer service operator how much effort they should put in to retain you as a customer.

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices

Dangit Bobby!

“I’m suing you!”

“What for?”

“It’s a surprise 🎉🥳🎊”

Good citation, thanks!

Latter article is mostly AI generated images

That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠

Meta don’t scrape user data…they already have it stored neatly in databases with supporting APIs

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CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

…this kills the redditor.

OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.

Directed by M. Night Shamallama

edit: accidentally a word

Wait…y’all were paying for Docker?

Firefox working fine for me

Depreciation graphs overlaid on each other would have been good

Not that it justifies what Spotify are doing, but the terms they have with the big record companies make it virtually impossible for them to increase their margins through other means. They lose $500m a year as it is.

I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot allow you to go to the bathroom during classroom hours.

Sadly it appears your satire was not appreciated, take this vote ⬆️