Dude I’d kill for the opportunity to get my hands on a half-decent CRT

Do you think CRTs just magically disappeared after the turn of the millennium?

I’ve never heard of this guy. Is he literally just a Fox News anchor?

I’m not on the same act, but I will say I tried this to little avail.

They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference

Are there hammers you don’t buy for life?

Open source soldering iron? How does that work?

No one respects international law like Uncle Sam and his buddies!

Can’t wait to see if my uni’s board puts up a fight or bends over like a bitch.

I bet you can guess which one I’m predicting

Lmao

No it’s okay we have nukes.

I’m trying to be satirical but I can’t really think of another argument

This guy is about to become Ambassador to Israel btw

This has the same energy as when North Korea criticized us for our COVID response.

Not exactly, it sounds more like he’s calling everyone around trump gay, and they’re all trying to convince Trump to try sucking dick. Putin’s dick to be specific.

Wow America, we really fucked up.

Boris fucking Johnson is criticizing us, and he’s right.

Looking back I provided absolutely zero context to that statement lol.

Their shirts. Men’s button-up shirts, especially if they were white, would always have a big brown stain on inside collar where the shirt would rub up on the back of your neck. Those went in the trash.

Literally Bernie Sanders for the 8 years

I used to volunteer at my local thrift store and that sometimes meant going through donation boxes to determine what was worth keeping. Sometimes those bags had actual garbage in them. Lots of older men who didn’t wash the back of their neck (or if they were in a home the nurse didn’t)

We had two bags in the back for stuff we didn’t keep. If it was actual garbage it went in the trash. If it was just unlikely to sell and someone was willing to make the trip it would go to Goodwill.

Probably has to do with your body relaxing, similar to how dead people are prone to shitting themselves.

Just a guess tho I’m not a medical expert.

If you don’t mind, can you define crazy shit?

Like weird? Gross?
Untreated Schizophrenic ramblings?