Icelander here. Our Alabama is Selfoss

He fucking what?

Oh no, anyway

In my native language, the word for phone is an archaic word for wire. Which is also ironic.

I didn’t really get why someone would make a bill with just 2024 on it. Like, do they just really want to make sure that you know about the year 2024?

Then I saw the small print.

Oh no, anyway

I don’t know why, but I read. “will be the end of British people”

I haven’t really looked at anything else.