Classy

Swiftboat 2?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

But also dumb

The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election

This color does run apparently 🫠

The red on his face is going to end up being from a burst, expired Heinz ketchup packet he keeps on him to have with his well done steaks

Oh yeah, I’m just trying to dig at them both, as Pence has nothing but a veneer of civility, and Vance doesn’t even have that

Though I suppose when it comes time to choose a couch…

Hey man, it’s just Pence’s AIDS policy, don’t look at me

Let’s not spread the rumor that JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 1990

You gotta be quiet and polite, so the right can still support you when you kill the gays

I believe the preferred nomenclature is couch botherer

That guy seems pretty confident he won’t get caught up in the sweep huh

Kamala issues a challenge to them, 2v1, no items, fox only, final destination

Damn dude, get the fucking bee out of your bonnet

Aww, look at that gormless smile

Good god though, he looks like a wax facsimile of himself. Guess that’s why he melts all the time

Well you see I’m a major GEN er alllllllllllll

But seriously Wikipedia, YouTube guides, enthusiast forums. Usually try to read from multiple sources

Oh man, if he’d have gone for Charlie he wouldn’t have missed

Will he reuse the last set of vice presidential gallows, or get his own?

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