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18 days agoDeep sea deathticle
Iamsqueegee
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Cake day: September 16th, 2023
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5·30 days agoBut, the apologies and the deep regrets!
Heavy is the head that wears the crown (when the neck is weak and feeble).
These the same idiots that railed against paper straws?
50·3 months agoVegetables. Purchased with all the intent of eating them before they go bad. I don’t eat them quickly enough and they go bad. There’s no in between stage. They were edible and now they are not.
GOAT FUCKERRRR!
6·4 months agoThat’s a bingo!
14·4 months agoMake your own opening elsewhere on the package.
Look on the back of the stems. That’s usually where you’ll find manufacturer’s stamps. At the same time, they kind of look like tarnished silver. Try polishing them!
291·6 months agoYou would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
601·6 months agoHow long did it take to download 45 years of updates?
That all depends on what side of the line you’re on.
Do you like hot wings? I like hot wings.
Tuckers?
Not a collector, but check estate sales and garage sales. Folks will just dump old photo albums.
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Oh, snap! You just Papua’d his New Guinea with that dick joke.
It’s been proven with cat’s meows. Distinct among various regions. And, they’re based on how human babies cry in those regions IIRC.