i still prefer the fascism version, but i could not find an animated one

didn’t the us send them a thank you ham?

yup. it’s a fairly common instinct we have to teach ourselves to be better than. or if you’re lucky, you have someone kind to teach it to you.

i disagree with the single transistor. overcharge prevention requires something more (i am not a batteriologist don’t ask me what. i’d do it with a tesla coil because that’d look cooler)

that’s more powerful than my first computer

can it play Grover Teaches Typing?

This is one where I feel like those disparate groups of shareholders have different vested interests and ideas of what maximizing value means.

i can tie the string onto the needle after 3 or 4 tries so with that overwhelming authoritativeness please let me say plexing sounds like flexing with your pooper. we don’t really use “plex” in any of the fields i’ve worked in (except for like, complex, simplex and multiplex and words like that. i’m pretty sure that’s not what you’re asking)

also i like seamstress even though i’m nonbinary. it’s more fun than the other cinnamon rolls.

whose shareholders? McD’s? The franchisee’s?

If you seized your means of production you’d be home now.

at least that’s what happened when i did it at the Wawa. Got to see a lot of my home after that.

i mean it’s not a machine prepping those waters

me too until i took up sewing again last year. that flat thimble is great for having (part of) a sewing project in your purse.

i just used it to turn my bike gloves into turn signals with dayglo neon elastic. also so they can really tell when i’m angry (there are neons on the middle finger because if you’re making it yourself, why the fuck not)

is their drive thru shit? when my mother visits in the morning she stops by McDs to grab me a cheap coffee. I keep telling her gas station is good enough (someone bringing you coffee doesn’t have to be fancy, it’s always a sign of love. unless you’re Stevie Ray Vaughan) but she doesn’t want to get out of the car, y’know? i think she likes their breakfast biscuits but i keep telling her to spend a dollar more on one at the good coffee shop because their gouda is

normally i’d be all anti-chain about it, but the dude who owns all the McDs franchises in the county is cool.

it’s like JitB. you can get reasonably priced shittacos (they are not real tacos they are smushed in the panini press. i guess they were using it for tacos first so scratch that, they started making paninis on the taco searer)

thimble? braggart.
this is what my thimble looks like bee tee dubs.

it’s great. packs flat in your wallet.

edit: oh fuck i should have had more caffeine before admitting this

prooper speling is for the somenoen else

i mean it’s very easy to find mine if you know what you’re looking for. just, uh, google thinks i’m an oncologist. i’m a musician.

i dunno. i’ve seen videos of him talking a few times and he totally pings my gaydar.

i mean, i try not to judge but the way he’s standing… he definitely plays catcher on his baseball team.

i love it when stupid people do stupid things with fire. it gives me an excuse to test my extinguisher at them the fire

i mean i’m not OP but to further your point i live in california and the entire town i live in used to be a [not saying the tribe] graveyard. Every time they zone an area for new houses the tribe comes out, searches the land, and rehomes the artifacts.

we joke about having a ghost in our microwave. it’s one of those touchpad bullshits instead of real buttons. so if you use the microwave while cooking, with dirty hands, and leave a smudge, well. The fun part is that you don’t know when it will turn itself back on thinking a greasy smudge is a real finger touch. We’ve named the “ghost” Jeff and think it’s absolutely absurd.

so like, living in a house with a haunted microwave on an ancient indian graveyard? Yeah, that’s me.