

They used to say something along the lines of “you don’t buy a drill, you buy a hole.”
Any tool, whether a widget, software, AI, or labour, is a means to an end. This might be something coherent, like “we bought sheet metal to make tortilla presses, which we can sell for more than they cost to make” or a a rejected Bond-villian vision like “if we acquire all the potassium in the world, they’ll be forced to declare our boss the next king of eSwatini.”
Specifically, right now, the “end” seems to be “if we vapourize enough cash, investors will buy our stock becsuse we’re the most True Believers in the current trend.” I’m not sure, but the potassium plan might make more sense.












We switched from TSMC to Frito-Lay and passed the savings on to you!