Can you translate into grandma for me?

Ok, that’s kinda what I thought.

Can someone please explain this in non-techie talk?

I thought you would never leave!

…what?

I’m not surprised that something like that astonishes you. I’m sure you’re astonished by lots of things.

Dude, calm down. This is the internet.

Also, Putin’s fucking stupid.

Turbo’s a bot?

I don’t know why anyone would upvote any of my comments. But I know why they’re downvoting yours.

What?

huh?

Tell me again how Putin is good and USA bad?

Yeah, it’s just like old Reddit before the normies all got there! I love it!

The issue is that BlueSky is a for-profit company.

I really don’t mind it.

2024-2018=6 years booo

Thanks so much for the detailed reply. I appreciate your time and effort and expertise and advice.

Thanks!

Yeah, I love the thing. Replacing the battery is going to be either extremely risky/time consuming to DIY or expensive if I send it somewhere.

I might just scrap it.

Jesus H Christ on a cracker. I got halfway through this and it starts talking about removing the fucking trackpad and microphone and I’m like, oh, this must be a full breakdown… nope! You have to literally take the whole thing apart to free the battery. Fucking Apple. They make great shit, but they just want you to buy a new one.

https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/MacBook+Pro+15-Inch+Touch+Bar+2018+Battery+Replacement/122269