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In other news, the nomination of Matt Gaetz as AG by Donald Trump has moved the Mitt Romney Outrage Meter from “distasteful” to “bothersome”.

Well, we have a sex offender as president-elect, so why not?

Some possibilities that might cheer you up:

1. Trump is obviously in declining physical and mental health that might force him to step down. Of course, this just gives us shitbird #2, but at least he might be smart enough to not tank the economy.

2. Maybe the Republicans will do something about him. We’ve seen some Republicans publicly come out against him, and there are probably a lot more who oppose him privately. Republicans are cowardly bastards, but they’re also greedy bastards, so they might invoke the 25th before Trump crashes the economy with tariffs.

3. Maybe Judge Juan Merchan will sentence him. I’m not sure how this works legally, and this is so unprecedented that I don’t think anybody really does, but maybe, just maybe, Merchan will say “fuck it” and give the Republicans a little constitutional crisis to go along with their election victory.

You OK, bro?

Here ya go.

That’s the one! From the man who taught me how to use my dishwasher!

On edit: I couldn’t find the video I viewed, but this guy claims they had a purpose at one time and it’s a legacy thing.

I recently saw a video on this and they said that the holes are used in manufacturing and showed an example. I’ll see if I can find the video.

What a nasty reply to a post. Nasty like we have never seen before. Probably the nastiest reply in the history of the internet. accordion hands intensify

I remember one year I heard that weather radios save lives, so I bought them for the whole family one Christmas. They might save more lives if they weren’t loud pains in the ass that eventually get turned off.

“This whole joy and love fest doesn’t exist in the real world,” said Lindsay Graham, from his mountaintop cave overlooking Whoville.

“Is Harris an ideal candidate? Is she an incredibly talented orator? Is she deft on her feet and nimble in debate? Is she a famous wonk? Does she have a long track record of competence at the state and federal level? Has she been scrutinized by a tough no-nonsense press and come out stronger on the other side?” wrote Wright. “No, of course not — but she’s an alternative to Trump/Biden, and that’s probably going to be enough.”

Hard disagree.

1. Probably. 2. Yes. 3. Yes. 4. Yes, but I wouldn’t consider her famous for it. 5. Yes. 6. We’d have to have a no-nonsense press before I could answer that. 7. Yes, but she’s much more.

I bet that the reason why we haven’t heard anything about Trump’s medical treatment is because he was actually hit by broken glass from a teleprompter. Being grazed by a bullet is more dramatic and makes it easier to dupe his followers with “divine intervention”.

Holy shit, I always thought Roberts was a conservative, but not a piece of shit. His opinion in this ruling puts him firmly in the “piece of shit” category.

Do bags of heroin still go for $15? Apparently illegal street narcotics are inflation-proof!