oh well yeah if I was a pigeon I’d have no choice. judging by the size of the nug, she tries to hold it in pretty long before giving it up. sometimes I open the door and she rushes in out of nowhere, stands above the toilet and looks down before backing in and dropping bombs like hiroshima

I can open the door and I leave it open for the pigeon who free roams the house, but grandma keeps closing it then complaining about shit in front of the door…

You can train a pigeon to shit in the toilet, and they will panic when its inaccessible before giving up and pooping as close as possible

gotta shoot them. there’s no other way. they have tried all the peaceful options already multiple times each.

yeah my bad you need guillotines first

you guys need ranked choice. I’d bet on most red voters not ranking multiple and just putting their evil fucker pick as #1. then you need more than one non evil candidate.

wouldn’t it be good if that worked?

I’d bet theres at least 80% overlap with people that somehow couldn’t breathe in a disposable medical mask during covid

some people are better for every living and nonliving thing in the universe if they are dead.

I’d take satan over any of the usual riffraff any day

I think any single nation making big environment and climate wrecking moves should count.

its diluted but i just put an amount that feels right. if it foams in the dirt just a bit it’s probably ok. so far none of the plants have died from it.

i water my house plants with it if fungus gnats start swarming around

“recommended by microsoft” kills me.

somehow not even the worst thing on or about roblox

I made a typo that wasn’t in a generated image so prpbably

I want to hit anyone that uses his kind of dumb shit woth a nail bat

this is like the only thing a government has done ‘for the children’ that actually benefits anyone at all

oh man. the number of things I remember like I just did them. things I’ve even been foriven for by the affected person. I’d tell you to try not to worry about it but I can’t even do that myself.

If nothing else I think its normal enough. Try not to do things while exhausted though, that can be dangerous. Safety first, and second.

I read this and spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out the punch line thinking it was some sort of joke